February 2012
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RIGHT THIS MOMENT I am looking up information on dolphins so I have something to talk about with N on our second date tomorrow.
Dolphins.
Ya, I don’t know either.
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imfamousontumblr:
no no no
i’m allowed to ignore your texts and IMs all the time
but you are never allowed to ignore me thats not how it works
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andrewkletzien:
Why homosexuality should be BANNED.
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wow lol N is a bit of a weirdo
I think she’s still really fragile because she got out of a relationship a few months ago but seriously… She over-analyzes everything I say and freaks out at literally nothing. smh.
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i just masturbated with the door open.
i’m a professional lmao
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omfg
So that was the best night ever. N picked me up, opened the car door for me, gave me a box of Godiva chocolates, payed for EVERYTHING (omg), bought ice cream for my family and was such a sweetie. We saw The Woman in Black and I’m a jumpy person and she found it so cute and she held me all night!! Oh and she was really impressed with me because I know a lot about rock and roll, she was...
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omfg N posted a sly dig on twitter and i’m not sure if it’s about me or not, it’s not a good thing omg freaking out.
what’s sad is that i feel like she’s using me/used me. idk. she’s the last person i’d expect to do that and if it turns out that she did, i will cut off ties with all humanity, i mean it this time.
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shorturl:
but really though
this is fucking terrifying imagine that thing showing up in your room at night time
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me and N are going for dinner then a movie tomorrow night. what should we do after the movie, besides sex?
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pfefferi:
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
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Whenever I want to start homework
Tumblr: Get in loser we're going blogging
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Ok so I have no idea what’s going on between me and N. And it’s starting to depress me. I kept trying to get her to fuck me yesterday but now I’m realizing that I move too fast and maybe she’s not ready. So I’m going to stop and control myself and take it slow. I don’t want to lose her.
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Okay so basically today was the funniest day of my life.
For the first time, I have been told just how awkward I really am. It was actually quite comforting to know that I was right about that. Oh and I made out with N in her car lulz. Oh oh!, and she asked me out on a date omfg I’ve never been on a date before.
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jesus christ i am sitting here crying from laughter over how much of a joke my life is i swear to god the most hilarious things happen to me every day you would never believe it
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aquat1c:
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
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arrbok:
roses are red violets are blue stop making posts like this please i will pay you